Monday, June 13, 2011

Getting bored with Steve....

I feel bad because Steve is just too easy of a target -- it's getting boring.  Maybe it's time to move on to other subjects.

I'll leave you with these choice items related to food:

* He won't eat fast food (or any restaurant food for that matter) if it's served by a man.  He'd rather go hungry than have a man serve his meal.  Has to be a woman.  He goes hungry a lot.

* He has some hang up about bathrooms, and every time he uses one before eating he decides not to eat after all because the restroom is "so disgusting".  Even when the bathroom is quite clean, as i can attest, having used it minutes before him on most occasions.  Maybe he should eat FIRST....

* He refused to use one of the plastic spoons i bought (which came in a pack of 30) because he prefers to use his own plastic fork, spoon and knife, which he saves, and which are clear plastic.  He likes to "see" his food.

* He is staunchly opposed to meat and other processed foods because of the chemicals used in them.  But he has no problem eating Doritos or candy bars.  No chemicals there....

* The devil tempts him to eat McDonald's french fries.

Anyway, enough of that.

Just finished my driving shift, having driven through Texas and New Mexico.  On our way to Oakland, Calif with some pig byproducts (an irony that totally disgusts Steve), and then on to Oregon -- i am told -- for a quick stop to get my permanent Commercial Drivers License.  We will then go BACK to Utah, where i will get my truck, and THEN i drive solo back to Oregon for a four-day break.  Whew....  Can't come soon enough.

Why the picture of Darron Thomas? Because he's cool.  And he'll win the Heisman Trophy next year.  Go Ducks!

Stay safe....

KWA

2 comments:

  1. Poor Steve. Obviously suffering from OCD big time!!! What a treat it will be to be on your own and you can eat whatever and wherever you want!!

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  2. Sorry Ken, Darron Thomas couldn't make OU 2nd team. We will probably have another Heisman winner at OU, we usually do, although I doubt it's Landry Jones.
    I would say that it's a good thing your are not packing heat having to listen to this idiot 24/7. And who ever heard of playing a baboon anyway?

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